Popcorn and Newlyweds

The two newlyweds, Marcy and Kyle, crammed into the tiny bathroom of their first apartment together.

“Do I have popcorn in my teeth?” said Marcy.

“No, you’re good. When did you have popcorn?” said Kyle.

“Yesterday. No, two days ago. When did I go to the movies with the girls?” said Marcy.

“You’ve had popcorn stuck in your teeth that long? And I kiss that mouth,” said Kyle.

“And you love it,” said Marcy.

“Sure. Every time I kiss you I get added nutrients,” said Kyle.

“That’s gross. You don’t have to kiss me you know,” said Marcy.

“And miss my chance to have movie theatre popcorn? No way. I hope it’s buttered,” said Kyle.

“It was, but I sucked it all off,” said Marcy.

“Aw. Oh well. I guess I’ll take what I can get,” said Kyle.

“You better believe it, baby,” said Marcy as they wrapped their arms around each other and thrilled in a passionate kiss.

Kyle pulled away. “You are going to brush your teeth later, right?”

Marcy pushed him backwards into the bathtub.


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3 Responses to Popcorn and Newlyweds

  1. Mr.T says:

    Wqw! I thought hiding leftovers in my mustache was bad. Yuck!

  2. Jen-Jen says:

    That’s gross! That’s so gross! Yuck! But I like the story.

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