Perry slipped into his seat across from Norm. They were relaxing in the lounge at their curling club. They’d been playing on the same rink for years. Behind them eager curlers were vigorously sweeping up and down the ice.
“It was something to see,” said Norm. He took a sip of his coffee.
“What was?”
“The downgrade of the US credit rating.”
“Oh yeah. I’m not really worried about stuff like that,” said Perry.
“Why’s that?”
“I figured out this investing thing a long time ago,” said Perry.
Norm sat up. “Really.”
“Sure. Twelve years ago I bought a couple a lakes connected by a river.”
Norm frowned.
“It’s the smartest investment,” said Perry.
“Real estate.”
“Not just. Lakes.”
“Okay, explain this brilliant investment strategy,” said Norm.
Perry looked around to see if anyone was eavesdropping. He leaned forward across the table to Norm.
“You want to keep your investments liquid.”
“Oh, come on.”
“And you want to keep your portfolio diversified. That’s why I bought two,” said Perry.
“Should I even ask why they need to be joined by a river?”
“Revenue stream.”
Norm rubbed his face. “You know, puns are the lowest for of humor.”
“Great. That means they’re affordable.”
Norm rolled his eyes. “I wonder about you. So what’re your plans in the real world?”
Perry gave Norm a quizzical look. “Why in Sam Hill would I want to be in the real world? Economies all over the globe are collapsing. Some people are still trying to kill us just because we’re not them. The world’s angrier, busier and dirtier than ever before. You can slog your way through the real world if you want to, but I’ll be off fishing in my lakes.”
Norm slumped back in his seat. “Huh.”
“That’s right.”
Norm scratched his chin. For a few seconds he listened to the sound of granite stones sliding down the ice. “So, who’s your realtor?”
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Got a laugh, thanks!
Glad to be of service.
Surprising ending. I wasn’t expecting this!
Thanks. I like a good surprise, so I’m glad I could share one with others.
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Thoroughly entertaining and leaves you thinking. Nicely done.
Thanks. I’m glad it served both purposes. Sometimes I wonder if I have the right retirement plan.
Nice.
Thanks.
Great story. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks. I appreciate that.
surreal ending for sure…loved it!!
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I was surprised when they chose me to be freshly pressed. It’s turned out to be quite the honour.
Perry has a good point! And if the fish aren’t biting in one lake, simply get in your rowboat and row to the other lake.
Exactly. It’s important to diversify.
Very entertaining. Nice write.
I appreciate that. Thanks.
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too nice
Thanks.
I agree, why would I want to be in the real world?
It’s true. The real world is highly overrated.
I like river front property on de Nile myself. Seems like there’s always some going cheap. 🙂 Nice story!
That’s too funny! Thanks.
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Woah! Surprising but i like it!
Thanks. I’m glad you like it.
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A little humor and thought-provoking truth. 😉
I think truth is often wrapped in a little humour. Thanks for reblogging my story.
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Very clever. 🙂
I love it! I bought a house last year… guess I should have looked for a lake property! Thanks. 😀
Hopefully there’s an accessible lake close by.
had a few smiles here and there… thanks
Glad you enjoyed it.
very interesting post dear…enjoyed reading and now re-blogging to my blog as well 🙂 thanks for sharing
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Thanks, Kavita. I’ll check it out.
An interesting question occurs to me: Why do both Norm and Perry considerer the financial sector the “real word” — more real than lakes and flowing waters? (Well, because they are investors, I reckon.)
Should the story’s title not be “Investing in the Real World”?
Good point. Their perception of what is ‘real’ is the source of their problem.
Thanks for the laugh! Loved the story 🙂
You’re welcome. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
I used to be a curler before I moved south. I really miss it! Also, I love a good pun.
I started curling a couple of years ago. It’s a lot of fun. I’m glad you like the story.