Youtube Anarchy

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“Know what I always wanted to try?” asked Ramone.

“It is legal?” replied Gus.

“Yes.”

“It already sounds boring,” complained Gus.

“It’s awesome. Hear me out,” said Ramone.

“Alright, but I’m skeptical.”

“I wanna go to the doctor’s office and sneak in a bottle of apple juice.”

“You’re an anarchist,” scoffed Gus.

“When they asked for a urine sample, I fill the jar with the juice. Then, when I go back to the waiting room, I say really loudly that I’m thirsty. I whip off the cap and drink the urine sample in front of the whole office. Mmmm,” said Ramone. A sinister grin spread across his face.

Gus was silent for a second. His jaw dropped in amazement. “That’s brilliant! I should come with you with a hidden video camera. Can you imagine? Maybe someone’ll puke. It’d go viral. I’m sure of it.”

“And you doubted me,” said Ramone.

“You really are an anarchist.”

“Yep,” bragged Ramone. “A Youtube anarchist.”

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2 Responses to Youtube Anarchy

  1. Pat says:

    I can’t stop laughing.

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