When Burt arrived at the curling club, the first person he looked for was Marv.
“I was in line getting coffee and I met your voice doppelgänger,” announced Burt.
Marv looked at Burt suspiciously, “Are you making fun of me?”
“I’m serious,” said Burt. “The guy ahead of me sounded just like you. I mean, exactly.”
“I guess they say everyone has a twin somewhere in the world,” reasoned Marv.
“I hand’t thought about that before,” mused Marv.
“They say I sound just like my dad,” said Burt.
Marv nodded thoughtfully. ‘That makes sense.”
“When I was a teenager, I impersonated my dad on the phone. Just to see if I could,” said Burt.
“I ordered duct cleaning for the house. You shoulda seen the look on my dad’s face when the truck pulled in the driveway. After I confessed, dad grounded me for a month. I don’t know why he was so mad. Our ducts were filthy.”
“I hope you learned your lesson.” said Marv.
“I sure did,” said Burt. “Confession sucks.”