“Man, I hate it when you’re wearing earbuds and you have water in your ears,” complained Mark has he wiped them on his shirt.
“You shouldn’t do that. It’ll cause an electrical short that’ll go right to your brain. Kill you instantly,” replied Brenda.
“That’s not true,” scoffed Mark.
“How do you know? Prove me wrong,” challenged Brenda.
“Why should I have to prove you wrong? You’re the one who made that ridiculous statement in the first place.”
“But you’re the one who disagreed, so the burden of proof falls on you.”
“That doesn’t make any sense,” complained Mark. “It’s stupid. Irrational, even.”
Brenda smiled. “Don’t get mad a me. It’s modern intellectualism.”