Bert was getting a ride in Oliver’s new super duty Ford pick up truck when they came upon a red light. They were second in line behind a tiny Toyota. The headlights of the jacked up Ford nearly reached the roof line of the subcompact car.
“Wanna see something funny?” asked Oliver.
“I’m game,” replied Bert.
Oliver leaned on the horn and waved angrily at the Toyota.
“What’re you doing?” asked Bert.
“Watch,” said Oliver.
Bert noticed the driver ahead shift nervously as the honking continued. At one point, Oliver leaned out his window and yelled at the car, telling it to get moving. His words were peppered with a copious number of expletives.
“This is nuts,” commented Bert.
The driver was at his wits end as the assault continued. He stomped on the gas into the intersection against the red light. He made it half way when he was t-boned by a minivan. Bert was horrified by the spectacle.
Oliver laughed as the light turned green and the wove his way through the carnage. “How awesome was that?” he asked.
Bert shook his head. “When God sends you to hell, its gonna be the extra crispy section.”