Comic Sans

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Elliot opened his newspaper with a crisp snap.

“Are you reading an actual paper? Who does that?” asked Jessica.

“I do,” said Elliot.

“Why?”

“It’s the feel and the smell. You don’t just read a newspaper. You experience it.”

“Sure thing, grandpa,” said Jessica.

Elliot rolled his eyes.

“Seriously. You can get that online.”

“You just don’t appreciate the finer things in life. You probably even like comic sans.”

Jessica snarled at Elliot, “That’s just mean.”

Elliot laughed. “I bet you wrote your resume in comic sans.”

“That’s enough.”

“Is it your default on your word processor?”

Jessica grabbed a pen and threw it off Elliot’s head.

“Hey!”

Jessica smiled. “What’s wrong? You should appreciate that. A pen is old school. It would hurt a lot more if I threw a laptop at you.”

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2 Responses to Comic Sans

  1. Pat says:

    Some people are just crazy enough to throw a laptop at someone’s head. Great idea.

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