Comic Relief


Yesterday my daughter came up to me and said, “Did you know President John F. Kennedy wanted to convert America over from Imperial to Metric? Then he was assassinated.”

“Do you think there’s a connection between the two?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said with a grin. “I think he was killed by Imperialists.”

Later on she asked, “Know what kind of money they use in North Korea?”

“No, what?” I asked.

Again she smiled. “Kim Jong Un-its. Get it? I thought that up myself. Feel free to use it.”

Who knew my daughter would grow up to be my comedy writer?


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4 Responses to Comic Relief

  1. Pat says:

    Could this be from personal experience?

  2. What’s bred in the bone will out in the flesh…

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