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About vanyieck

There is nothing about me that is more interesting than you. I am a man. I have a wife and family. I have a career. I have two dogs. I

Sarcasm Font

“There needs to be a sarcasm font,” Ross finally announced. He’d been standing over Horatio, waiting for him to stop working, but grew impatient. Horatio looked up from his computer screen. “What?” “There needs to be a font that’s universally … Continue reading

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Organic Tattoos

“So the other day I was at the health food store, right?” Drew didn’t even turn around from his desk. There was only one person who started conversations that way. Ethan didn’t wait for a response. “I see this girl … Continue reading

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Window Into A Woman’s Soul

Garrett burst in on his girlfriend and spun her around the room. “What’s wrong with you?” she asked. “Peg, I’ve solved the greatest mystery of life. My new invention will transform relationships between men and women forever!” Peg pushed herself … Continue reading

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The Beautiful Game

Gustav and Elisha sat watching the Euro Cup on TV. Elisha rolled her eyes, looked over and asked, “what do you think of this?” “I love international soccer,” replied Gustav. “Because it gives you something to do after watching paint … Continue reading

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The Mysterious Psyche of Pigeons

Claudio was driving with his daughter Maria on a beautiful day in the city. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed two pigeons flying toward the side of his car. The first pigeon turned away at the last … Continue reading

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Idea For An App

I want to create an app that helps identify the scat of animals all over the world. I’d call it ‘Crapp’.

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A Modern Guy’s Best Friend

Brady was checking instagram on his smartphone when his friend Austin burst into the room. “I need a wingman,” announced Austin. His eyes were red, like he’d been crying. “What happened? Why didn’t you text me?” “That’s why I need … Continue reading

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