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The Sixth Sauce

A customer approached a restaurant counter and ordered a side of potato wedges. “Would you like a dipping sauce with that?” asked the restaurant employee. “What are my options?” asked the customer. “Let me see,” said the employee. “We have … Continue reading

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Past vs. Present

“Hey Bill, you comin’ over to watch the game tonight?” asked Ted. It was 5:30 and already the sun was setting. “Next time. I can’t tonight.” “What? You got plans or somethin’?” “As it happens, I do,” said Bill. “You … Continue reading

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Modern Intellectualism

“Man, I hate it when you’re wearing earbuds and you have water in your ears,” complained Mark has he wiped them on his shirt. “You shouldn’t do that. It’ll cause an electrical short that’ll go right to your brain. Kill … Continue reading

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Pistachios: A Parable of Modern Discourse

“I think pistachios are the most maligned of all the nuts,” announced Seth. “Random Man strikes again!” proclaimed Khalif. “Are pistachios a nut? I didn’t know that,” added Landon. “What did you think they were?” asked Khalif. “I dunno. I … Continue reading

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