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The U-Turn Analysis

Ken and Barry were carpooling on their way to work on Wednesday morning. Without warning, the car ahead of them made a u-turn and sped down the street in the opposite direction. “Whoa,” exclaimed Ken. “I’m not sure that was … Continue reading

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At The National Broadcasting System Christmas Party

“Our ratings took a massive hit this December. We can’t have that happen again. I want ideas. Go,” barked Matt Lacao, CEO for the National Broadcasting System. The others in the room were stunned. “What?!?” shouted Matt. “Isn’t this supposed … Continue reading

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The Bureau of Statistical Curiosities

It was the annual neighbourhood Christmas party hosted by the Crewdons. They lived in the colonial style house on the corner. Being new to the street, Olivia in number 67 and Ross in 74 hung around the punch table. After … Continue reading

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Close Encounters

Oliver fought his way through the mall, shopping for Christmas presents. Pressed shoulder to shoulder with the crowd, he was swept helplessly along until he came face to face with Wes, an old school friend. “Oli, how ya been?” asked … Continue reading

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‘Twas the Night Before The Night Before Christmas

  ‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas, And all through the house, It was panic and mayhem. With one angry spouse. No gifts could be found, Wrapped under the tree, For the husband procrastinated, ‘Til December twenty-three. The … Continue reading

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Funkily Dysfunctional

Leah arrived back at school to find Becky waiting for her. “Anything exciting happen with you this Christmas?” asked Becky. “Just the normal Christmas-y stuff we always do. What about you?” “My dad happened.” “I smell as story,” said Leah. … Continue reading

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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas- 21st Century Edition

 (A postmodern deconstructionist poem) ‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Except parents attempting to assemble Toys with incomprehensible instructions Considering the prices they paid, They should come reassembled With batteries they … Continue reading

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