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Sarcasm Font

“There needs to be a sarcasm font,” Ross finally announced. He’d been standing over Horatio, waiting for him to stop working, but grew impatient. Horatio looked up from his computer screen. “What?” “There needs to be a font that’s universally … Continue reading

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The Netarian Doctrine

“Why do you have candles around your router?” Dylan smiled. “You noticed.” “Hard not to. You got melted wax all over your cables,” said Carson. It was the first time he’d been in Dylan’s room, even though they’d been in … Continue reading

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Embrace The Crazy

Blake laughed as he sat at the table in the staff lounge of the city clerks office. “‘Sup, bro?” asked Rahim. “I think I attract crazy. I’m like a crazy magnet.” “Nah. Around here, crazy is normal,” said Rahim. “Oh … Continue reading

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The Pursuit of Everything

  It wasn’t in Margaret’s nature to worry, but Hank’s erratic behavior was causing concern. Hank wasn’t answering her calls or replying to any of her e-mails. She hadn’t seen or heard from her boyfriend in six days. Neither had … Continue reading

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A Considerate Son

  “I unfriended my mom on Facebook,” said Gus. He sat down at the edge of a half pipe.   Chang popped his skateboard into his hand and sat beside him. “That’s harsh, man. Why?”   “Some of the pics … Continue reading

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Having It All

It wasn’t in Margaret’s nature to worry, but Hank’s erratic behavior was causing concern. Hank wasn’t answering her calls or replying to any of her e-mails. She hadn’t seen or heard from her boyfriend in six days. Neither had anyone … Continue reading

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No Farms

“I’ll be your Facebook friend, on one condition,” said Luca. “What’s that?” “No farms- whatever,” said Luca. He couldn’t make his brain form the correct words. Afternoons always were his downtimes. They always made him cranky. “You know, those social … Continue reading

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