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The U-Turn Analysis

Ken and Barry were carpooling on their way to work on Wednesday morning. Without warning, the car ahead of them made a u-turn and sped down the street in the opposite direction. “Whoa,” exclaimed Ken. “I’m not sure that was … Continue reading

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How to Make the World Burn

Ira and Lynn sipped water as they took a break from their workouts. “I’ve decided to run for politics,” said Ira. The news startled Lynn. “I didn’t peg you as a civil servant.” “I’m not really. You know when you … Continue reading

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Overheard in the Prime Minister’s Office

“We force people to buy dog licenses, but nothing to have kids. What’s up with that?” “Society’s screwed, man.” “How does that happen?” “Think about it, man. Who’s worse, the morons in power or the idiots who put them there?” … Continue reading

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The Commencement Address I Will Never Be Allowed To Give

  President, distinguished faculty, ladies and gentlemen, and graduates. Congratulations, you’ve just completed the modern equivalent of high school from 75 years ago. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. 75 years ago all high school students were required to … Continue reading

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Random Thought of the Day

Be wary when the government gives you everything you want. That’s how they treat livestock before they’re slaughtered.

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The Dark Power of Youtube

Milt looked around the restaurant for a woman wearing a white rose. That was part of the arrangement. He spotted Megan seated at a table near the fireplace. He approached, said ‘hi’ and handed her his business card. “Thanks for … Continue reading

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How The Government Really Works

Robin noticed a BMW turning right, took a three steps into traffic and got hit. It wasn’t hard enough to cause injury, but enough to infuriate. She smacked the hood of the BMW, causing a small dent just to the … Continue reading

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