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Black Vans

“And while I’m thinking about it,” said Shepard. He and Blake were still standing in the middle of the parking lot. “How does it make sense that the government promises to help the middle class, but turns around and punishes … Continue reading

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Wifi Wind

The solace of the study room was shattered by a sudden, agonizing wail. “I got kicked off wifi again! Why does it always do that?” moaned Randy. “It’s a little known fact that wifi isn’t a constant signal. Think of … Continue reading

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The U-Turn Analysis

Ken and Barry were carpooling on their way to work on Wednesday morning. Without warning, the car ahead of them made a u-turn and sped down the street in the opposite direction. “Whoa,” exclaimed Ken. “I’m not sure that was … Continue reading

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How to Make the World Burn

Ira and Lynn sipped water as they took a break from their workouts. “I’ve decided to run for politics,” said Ira. The news startled Lynn. “I didn’t peg you as a civil servant.” “I’m not really. You know when you … Continue reading

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Overheard in the Prime Minister’s Office

“We force people to buy dog licenses, but nothing to have kids. What’s up with that?” “Society’s screwed, man.” “How does that happen?” “Think about it, man. Who’s worse, the morons in power or the idiots who put them there?” … Continue reading

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The Commencement Address I Will Never Be Allowed To Give

  President, distinguished faculty, ladies and gentlemen, and graduates. Congratulations, you’ve just completed the modern equivalent of high school from 75 years ago. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. 75 years ago all high school students were required to … Continue reading

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Random Thought of the Day

Be wary when the government gives you everything you want. That’s how they treat livestock before they’re slaughtered.

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