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The Rise and Fall of One Man’s Dream

Every day it rained, Ben made sure he went for a drive. It allowed him to participate in his favourite hobby of splashing pedestrians. He even set up cameras to document each victim so he could relive the experience during … Continue reading

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The Angry Mob

George lurched upright in his bed drenched in a cold sweat. The dream he just had was now just a series of images, but no less terrifying. It was night, and he stood behind an angry mob. They wielded torches, … Continue reading

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Past vs. Present

“Hey Bill, you comin’ over to watch the game tonight?” asked Ted. It was 5:30 and already the sun was setting. “Next time. I can’t tonight.” “What? You got plans or somethin’?” “As it happens, I do,” said Bill. “You … Continue reading

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The Engagement Ring

It was after the dessert was ordered during their candle lit dinner when Colin dropped to one knee before his girlfriend. Pattie covered her mouth. “What’s happening?” she gasped. Colin opened a jewelry box with a large solitaire diamond ring. … Continue reading

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The U-Turn Analysis

Ken and Barry were carpooling on their way to work on Wednesday morning. Without warning, the car ahead of them made a u-turn and sped down the street in the opposite direction. “Whoa,” exclaimed Ken. “I’m not sure that was … Continue reading

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October 30th, 1938

Rob and Genie cuddled on the couch watching the news after a long day at work. After several stores, Genie said, “The world’s going to hell, ya know? And with all this fake news everywhere, I don’t know who to … Continue reading

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Raise Your Hand

It was Brett who first noticed the woman walking down the other side of the street with her hand raised in the air. “Keep Toronto weird,” Brett said to his friend Marty. Marty laughed. “Why do you think she’s doing … Continue reading

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