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The U-Turn Analysis

Ken and Barry were carpooling on their way to work on Wednesday morning. Without warning, the car ahead of them made a u-turn and sped down the street in the opposite direction. “Whoa,” exclaimed Ken. “I’m not sure that was … Continue reading

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Sexy Science

After a long day at work, Markus felt like a champ when he discovered an entire bus seat for himself. It was a short lived victory. A guy dressed in a lumberjack shirt and jeans sat beside him. “Did you … Continue reading

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Permission Granter

A gentle knock at the door of her office distracted Meg from her work. “Come in,” she said after a long sigh. “Ms. Haushka, I can’t use the photocopier. There’s some sort of lock on it,” said Carter. He stood … Continue reading

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Marital Compromise

Rob walked into the office just like it was any other normal day at work. The gasp on Wendy’s lips suggested otherwise. The entire left side of his head was bald. “What happened to you?” cried Wendy. Carter and Brody … Continue reading

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Sick Shaming

When Gloria entered the office she couldn’t help but notice the scowl on Hank’s face. “What’s the matter? You mad or something?” she asked. “I’m fighting a headache. I don’t feel very good,” replied Hank. Eric popped his head over … Continue reading

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Sick Day

The very first thing Vernon noticed when his alarm went off was a burning in his throat.He tried swallowing, but it felt like choking down broken glass. He also couldn’t breathe through his nose. He felt alright the night before. … Continue reading

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Senior Moment

Grant spotted Bud across the office. “Hey! You got a minute?” “What?” said Bud. Grant’s jaw dropped open but nothing came out. “Well?” “I forgot what I was going to say,” said Grant. “I completely blanked.” “You’re having a senior … Continue reading

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